Prime location
Central address at 2 Vlaun Drive.
The Horny Toad Guest House
2 Vlaun Drive · Simpson Bay · SX
Exceptional
135 reviews
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Guest-rated
Exceptional guest ratings · 9.7/10 (135 reviews).
Great amenities
Features WiFi available · Free WiFi · Parking.
Popular facilities
Free WiFi
Parking
Air conditioning
Beachfront
Bar
Dining
Non-smoking rooms
Terrace
About this hotel
Stunning Waterfront Property
Experience the ultimate beachfront getaway at The Horny Toad Guest House, offering studios and apartments right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay.
Luxurious Accommodations
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Indulge in air-conditioned studios with kitchenettes or spacious apartments with a cozy seating area. Enjoy the convenience of free Wi-Fi during your stay.
Convenient Location
With the airport just a 2-minute walk away, and restaurants, bars, and a supermarket within minutes, everything you need is at your fingertips. Explore nearby attractions like Mullet Bay Golf Course and St. Marteen Museum.
Book now for a memorable stay at The Horny Toad Guest House!
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What this place offers
WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Terrace
Garden
BBQ facilities
Laundry
Safety deposit box
Tour desk
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Golf course
Soundproof rooms
Ironing service
Car hire
Non-smoking throughout
Sun terrace
Private check-in/check-out
Daily housekeeping
Accessible parking
Board games/puzzles
Beachfront
Grocery deliveries
Outdoor furniture
Sun loungers or beach chairs
Sun umbrellas
Beach
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
Guest rooms disinfected between stays
Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
Physical distancing rules followed
Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
Cashless payment available
Fire extinguishers
First aid kit available
Sanitized tableware & silverware
Contactless check-in/check-out
Invoice provided
Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
Smoke alarms
Shared stationery like menus, pens are removed
Guest room sealed after cleaning
Physical distancing in dining areas
Key access
Food delivered to guest room
CCTV outside property
CCTV in common areas
Process in place to check health of guests
Access to health care professionals
Face masks for guests available
Delivered food - securely covered
Thermometers for guests provided by property
Guest reviews
Cleanliness9.7
Service10.0
Location10.0
Room Quality10.0
Amenities9.5
Value for Money10.0
Food and Beverage9.7
Overall Experience8.7
Guests loved
Oceanfront location with private beachOwners and staff are friendly and attentiveComfortable, well-equipped apartmentsBeautiful sea viewsFamily/intimate vibe; repeat visitorsEvening happy hours and social eventsWalking distance to restaurants and supermarkets
Could be better
Dogs barking at night disrupted sleep for at least one guestNo onsite pool/bar/restaurantBathroom/toilet lacks air-conditioningOccasional plane noise (minor for most guests)
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Location
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, SX
Hotel policies
Check-in
From 03:00 PM
Check-out
Until 11:00 AM
Cancellation
Free cancellation on most rates. Policy confirmed at booking.
Payment
Secure payment via our provider. Pay now or at the hotel, depending on rate.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Parking
Free parking available.
See full policy details
- This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.
- A deposit may be required at the property.
Frequently asked questions
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guest House?
At The Horny Toad Guest House, check-in is from 03:00 PM and check-out is until 11:00 AM.
Does The Horny Toad Guest House allow pets?
No — pets are not allowed at The Horny Toad Guest House.
Is parking available at The Horny Toad Guest House?
Yes — free parking is available at The Horny Toad Guest House.
Where is The Horny Toad Guest House located?
The Horny Toad Guest House is located at 2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, SX.
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